User:Jit

Latest revision as of 14:44, 19 June 2013

You've activated my TRAP CARD

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-''You don't seem to see anything here in this page, except for a few suspicious pieces of red fur.'' <!-- There is a low chuckle from somewhere in the woods behind you. -->
+You've activated my TRAP CARD
-''Looking farther ahead, you can see a sign:'' '''Jit is this way!''' <!-- The squirreltaur slurps his lips as he watches you peer about.-->
+[http://i.imgur.com/DiEILwy.jpg TAKE THAT]
-''Investigating the sign further, you can hear a faint rustling of moving branches behind you. You don't remember feeling any wind.'' <!-- Hoping to god you didn't just hear him snap a branch, the taur freezes.-->
+<!-- I'M SO SNEAKY -->
-''Do you follow the sign's advice to blindly continue forward in search of squirrel?'' '''''Y/N''''' <!-- The taur starts advancing again, ready to snatch you up, whatever you do.-->
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-===Yes! Time to find me some squirrel.===
-It is dark ahead. You are eaten by the large stalker squirreltaur who, to be honest, can't believe you fell for that trap.
-===No way, I'm looking behind me to see what that noise was!===
-You don't see anything out of the ordinary, except for a large squirreltaur that is advancing on you. You barely get a scream out before you're tucked into the back of his throat and swallowed down into his gut.