Paranoia
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'''PARANOIA. . .''' | '''PARANOIA. . .''' | ||
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'''May I be of assistance?''' | '''May I be of assistance?''' | ||
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'''That is correct . Your fellow Troubleshooters would be eager to unmask you as a traitor and execute you. You work with many Troubleshooters. They all carry powerful weapons.''' | '''That is correct . Your fellow Troubleshooters would be eager to unmask you as a traitor and execute you. You work with many Troubleshooters. They all carry powerful weapons.''' | ||
| − | *Let me get this straight. My job is to hunt and kill traitors. I work with other people who have the same orders. They all want | + | *Let me get this straight. My job is to hunt and kill traitors. I work with other people who have the same orders. They all want to kill me? |
| − | to kill me? | + | |
'''Not quite. They all want to kill traitors. They don’t know you’re a Commie mutant traitor. Yet.''' | '''Not quite. They all want to kill traitors. They don’t know you’re a Commie mutant traitor. Yet.''' | ||
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If you have prior experience with other roleplaying games, this is regrettable but can be overlooked. However, it is mandatory to abandon the following notions, which interfere drastically with the PARANOIA experience: | If you have prior experience with other roleplaying games, this is regrettable but can be overlooked. However, it is mandatory to abandon the following notions, which interfere drastically with the PARANOIA experience: | ||
| − | 1. Solidarity among characters or players. Other (non-fun) RPGs exhort you to do your part in the adventuring party, split the loot equally, avoid internal strife and generally play good little scouts. In PARANOIA this trusting behaviour will get you killed six times in six minutes. Trust no one, especially your fellow players. | + | 1. '''Solidarity among characters or players.''' Other (non-fun) RPGs exhort you to do your part in the adventuring party, split the loot equally, avoid internal strife and generally play good little scouts. In PARANOIA this trusting behaviour will get you killed six times in six minutes. Trust no one, especially your fellow players. |
| − | 2. The quest for weapons and loot. Other games reward your efforts with treasure, cool new powers and ever more damaging attacks. Most powerful weapons in PARANOIA are experimental. You will learn quickly not to trust experimental weaponry. You have a mutant power but it too is hard to control and prone to backfires. The Computer rewards successful missions with credits, which you can spend on a variety of useful or gratuitous possessions – but only if you’re cleared to own them. | + | 2. '''The quest for weapons and loot.''' Other games reward your efforts with treasure, cool new powers and ever more damaging attacks. Most powerful weapons in PARANOIA are experimental. You will learn quickly not to trust experimental weaponry. You have a mutant power but it too is hard to control and prone to backfires. The Computer rewards successful missions with credits, which you can spend on a variety of useful or gratuitous possessions – but only if you’re cleared to own them. |
| − | 3. Shaping a complex personality. In other games you can craft a highly individual character of emotional depth, which grows and changes over time in fascinating ways. In PARANOIA it is unwise to grow attached to your Troubleshooter, whose lifespan is typically measured in days, if not hours. The Computer prizes conformity; interesting or outlandish behaviour is not actually illegal but always suspicious. Instead of plumbing depths of character, experience the game’s atmosphere. You’ll probably enjoy the game more if you treat your Troubleshooter as a stand-in for your own hopes, schemes and fears. | + | 3. '''Shaping a complex personality.''' In other games you can craft a highly individual character of emotional depth, which grows and changes over time in fascinating ways. In PARANOIA it is unwise to grow attached to your Troubleshooter, whose lifespan is typically measured in days, if not hours. The Computer prizes conformity; interesting or outlandish behaviour is not actually illegal but always suspicious. Instead of plumbing depths of character, experience the game’s atmosphere. You’ll probably enjoy the game more if you treat your Troubleshooter as a stand-in for your own hopes, schemes and fears. |
| − | 4. Comprehensive attributes, skills and combat options. Many other RPGs have elaborate character creation, movement and combat systems. These games offer a well-designed character a broad range of control in almost any situation. In PARANOIA you have no control. The Gamemaster decides all details of movement, combat and the environment. Your character survives entirely at the pleasure of the GM, who shields you from other players so long as you do entertaining things. Entertain or die. | + | 4. '''Comprehensive attributes, skills and combat options.''' Many other RPGs have elaborate character creation, movement and combat systems. These games offer a well-designed character a broad range of control in almost any situation. In PARANOIA you have no control. The Gamemaster decides all details of movement, combat and the environment. Your character survives entirely at the pleasure of the GM, who shields you from other players so long as you do entertaining things. Entertain or die. |
| − | The GM tells you what you see. You say what you want to do. The GM tells you what happens. You don’t try to optimise your tactical advantage; instead, you want the best dramatic advantage. The most entertaining character wins; put on a good show and Fate will smile on you. You’ll enjoy watching the boring characters die like – well, like Troubleshooters. Won’t that be fun? Of course it will. Fun is mandatory. | + | The GM tells you what you see. You say what you want to do. The GM tells you what happens. You don’t try to optimise your tactical advantage; instead, you want the best dramatic advantage. The most entertaining character wins; put on a good show and Fate will smile on you. You’ll enjoy watching the boring characters die like – well, like Troubleshooters. Won’t that be fun? Of course it will. '''''Fun is mandatory.''''' |
Revision as of 18:01, 16 June 2013
Paranoia is a game of mystery, intrigue, and COMMUNIST TRAITORS. Below is everything you need to know about Paranoia. Seriously.
What is Paranoia?
Now Commencing PARANOIA. . . SECURITY CLEARANCE INFRARED— CLEARED FOR ALL CITIZENS
May I be of assistance?
- Sure. Why don’t you tell me how this roleplaying game works?
I’m sorry, citizen. That information is not available at this time.
- Huh? Most games are really eager to teach you the rules.
Not PARANOIA. In PARANOIA you don’t know the rules. You don’t know who your enemies are. You don’t know how your equipment works. You’re never sure why you’re doing anything. One thing you do know: Everyone is out to get you.
Ignorance and fear; fear and ignorance. These are your watchwords.
- Uhh... The back cover says something about a computer.
In PARANOIA you play a Troubleshooter in service to The Computer. Trust The Computer! The Computer is your friend! You are The Computer’s trusted agent and protector of Alpha Complex, The Computer’s underground city of the far future.
- Why am I a Troubleshooter?
You turned in a friend for treason. The Computer had him executed for betraying Alpha Complex. The Computer rewarded you for your loyalty. Now you root out all traitors and apprehend or execute them. You uncover corruption among The Computer’s servants and turn them into Internal Security. You find trouble and you shoot it.
- What’s a ‘traitor’?
A traitor is a malevolent human citizen who has betrayed his friend The Computer and seeks to destroy The Computer, Alpha Complex, humanity and life as we know it. You must unmask and destroy all traitors. Watch out! Traitors are everywhere!
Mutants are traitors. These genetic freaks have uncontrollable abilities they selfishly use for their own advancement, rather than to serve Alpha Complex. You must subdue or eliminate them.
Members of secret societies are traitors. In organizations unsanctioned by The Computer they conspire irresponsibly to undermine the good order of Alpha Complex. You must destroy them.
By the way... you are a mutant and a member of a secret society. You are a traitor.
- Wait, I’m a traitor?
That is correct . Your fellow Troubleshooters would be eager to unmask you as a traitor and execute you. You work with many Troubleshooters. They all carry powerful weapons.
- Let me get this straight. My job is to hunt and kill traitors. I work with other people who have the same orders. They all want to kill me?
Not quite. They all want to kill traitors. They don’t know you’re a Commie mutant traitor. Yet.
- If they find out?
They’ll apprehend or kill you, as any right-thinking citizen would. Of course, if you convict them of treason first, The Computer will have them executed and you may survive. Note, though, false accusations of treason are themselves treason.
- So I want to prove they’re traitors before they can prove I’m a traitor. If I don’t, I die?
Precisely. Dead traitors cannot testify to their own innocence or to your guilt. It is convenient to be the last Troubleshooter on your team left alive.
The good news is, Troubleshooters routinely get shot, stabbed, incinerated, mangled, poisoned, blown to bits and occasionally stapled, so you have many opportunities to ensure your teammates meet their just end.
Stay alert! Trust no one! Keep your laser handy!
- ...Are you sure this will be fun?
Certainly, citizen! Fun is mandatory. The Computer says so and The Computer is your friend. Do you doubt The Computer? Doubting The Computer is treason.
- Uh! No, certainly not. If The Computer says fun is mandatory, then this certainly will be fun. Only a Commie mutant traitor
could believe otherwise.
Played Tabletop RPGs before? READ THIS
If you have prior experience with other roleplaying games, this is regrettable but can be overlooked. However, it is mandatory to abandon the following notions, which interfere drastically with the PARANOIA experience:
1. Solidarity among characters or players. Other (non-fun) RPGs exhort you to do your part in the adventuring party, split the loot equally, avoid internal strife and generally play good little scouts. In PARANOIA this trusting behaviour will get you killed six times in six minutes. Trust no one, especially your fellow players.
2. The quest for weapons and loot. Other games reward your efforts with treasure, cool new powers and ever more damaging attacks. Most powerful weapons in PARANOIA are experimental. You will learn quickly not to trust experimental weaponry. You have a mutant power but it too is hard to control and prone to backfires. The Computer rewards successful missions with credits, which you can spend on a variety of useful or gratuitous possessions – but only if you’re cleared to own them.
3. Shaping a complex personality. In other games you can craft a highly individual character of emotional depth, which grows and changes over time in fascinating ways. In PARANOIA it is unwise to grow attached to your Troubleshooter, whose lifespan is typically measured in days, if not hours. The Computer prizes conformity; interesting or outlandish behaviour is not actually illegal but always suspicious. Instead of plumbing depths of character, experience the game’s atmosphere. You’ll probably enjoy the game more if you treat your Troubleshooter as a stand-in for your own hopes, schemes and fears.
4. Comprehensive attributes, skills and combat options. Many other RPGs have elaborate character creation, movement and combat systems. These games offer a well-designed character a broad range of control in almost any situation. In PARANOIA you have no control. The Gamemaster decides all details of movement, combat and the environment. Your character survives entirely at the pleasure of the GM, who shields you from other players so long as you do entertaining things. Entertain or die.
The GM tells you what you see. You say what you want to do. The GM tells you what happens. You don’t try to optimise your tactical advantage; instead, you want the best dramatic advantage. The most entertaining character wins; put on a good show and Fate will smile on you. You’ll enjoy watching the boring characters die like – well, like Troubleshooters. Won’t that be fun? Of course it will. Fun is mandatory.
