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Jeremy is a good number of things. First and foremost, he is...
A wolf
This should be rather obvious. Jeremy is a typical gray wolf (minus the whole anthropomorphism thing), covered from head to toe in silvery fur and looking at the world through bright blue eyes. He's about six feet tall and rather buff (Like this picture). He tends to walk about almost completely naked, feeling he shouldn't bother with clothes when his fur works just fine. Only a utility belt with pockets for a phone, wallet, etc. adorns his waist. His species is also reflected in his genitals; his fuzzy orbs hang beneath an equally floofy sheath. When the mood strikes him, a seven inch cock slowly extends from the sheath. The cock is roughly cylindrical, pink with red veins criss-crossing all over its surface, and ends in a pointed tip. At the base is a bulbous knot, perfect for sealing off whatever orifice the shaft is in and keeping all that deliscous seed inside.
Of course, like any self-respecting wolf, Jeremy is...
A predator
Slurp! Gulp! Gurgle! Jeremy loves to gobble people up! He loves the way they bulge out his throat and belly, how his slimy inner walls squeeze around them... but most of all, he loves how close he gets to whomever he swallows. He's a bit of an odd one, since he tends to dislike digesting his prey, and he'll only do so if said prey insists they become a part of him. In fact, Jeremy prefers not to think of his prey as such; rather, he considers his insides a refuge for those seeking it, and holds himself responsible for his occupants' safety. Of course, he can be a bit fuzzy on whether or not someone really wants to be in his belly, but anyone whom he has wrongly devoured can expect a full apology and begging for forgiveness from him!
Hey, what about that little gadget on his waist? Glad you asked: Jeremy is one last thing:
A Power Ranger
Yes, you read that right. Jeremy is indeed a Power Ranger. He's been obsessed with those spandex-clad warriors ever since he was a wee pup, and through some ingenuity, black-market doohickeys, and otherwise undisclosable methods, he's managed to turn a collection of old Power Morpher toys into fully-functioning transformation devices, each granting the wielder the suit, weapons, and DinoZord of one of the original Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. Naturally, Jeremy carries the Tyrannosaurus Morpher to become the Red Ranger. When transformed, Jeremy gains enhanced strength, speed, and endurance, along with a number of weapons: the Blade Blaster and the Power Sword. The Blade Blaster is a rather odd instrument, which Jeremy is able to fold from dagger to laser pistol and back at a moment's notice, and is usually used to clear out weaker foes. The Power Sword is much less interesting visually, being a plain-looking sword with a red hilt, but it packs enough power to deal with more vicious monsters.
Of course, no Power Ranger is complete without his/her own Zord. When faced with particularly large enemies, Jeremy calls upon the Tyrannosaurus DinoZord and charges into battle! The DinoZord fights more or less like a clumsier humanoid, kicking with its powerful legs and swiping with its claws. It can even whip enemies with its tail, or use the appendage to propel itself into the air and perform a flying kick at its foe. When the enemy is sufficiently weakened, the Dinozord unleashes its finisher move, sending immense power through the earth towards the unfortunate opponent. Said energy pulls the opponent apart, causing them to dissipate in golden dust.
Even when Jeremy isn't morphed, he can use his Morpher to teleport himself back to his apartment's basement if necessary, though he must rely on traditional transport when leaving said basement.
On June 7th, 2013, Jeremy gave Felice her own Morpher, out of concern for her safety. With it, she is able to join Jeremy as the Pink Ranger. However, there are still three Morphers waiting for owners willing to dedicate themselves to
If you don't see a slider for it, it means I couldn't care less about it.
Oh, and I write, apparently. You can find stuff here, if you're bored:
http://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/kylie/