VH ::Profile (Yair)

A character from Narokwi

Rattata Facttatas:

Yair is a rattata, a small purple colored rat Pokemon. He's well muscled and a bit chubby. Strong as heck, with toon physics. Definitely top percentage.
He can sometimes, more rarely, be found in an anthropomorphic form of variable height. This form is useful for humping anthros ( or getting humped by them! ). In this form he is fat, loud, and a problem.
The rattata loves to chat about things! He almost understands how the anthro/human world works, even, though those people are kind of silly at times. They fight too much, and eat and sleep too little!
He has an intuitive understanding of how things work after observing them for a while. You'd never know it though, as he loves to play the part of the adorable doofus!
He claims to be not only top percentage, but also the King of Rattatas. The fact that there are few other rattata around to dispute this claim does not diminish his status.
He absolutely loves to cuddle. If he is not in a lap being pet, he should be, and you are allowed to remedy this situation!

His soul is stored in Galrill's balls, and technically any time you see him around it's only because the bat let him out, though that's pretty much a common thing! He's functionally immune to permavore because a fragment of him is always held to be reformed from. Demon friends are just the best.