Mall_Rat

Other alts of this character can be found at Fanda_Player

Seemingly an escapee from the 90s, this rodent seems average in almost every way. Sure, he's a little taller than the average, lanky, but he fits those skinny jeans quite well and they hug the curve of that bubbly butt without revealing the absolute *prize* he has between his legs. Magic? An expert at tucking? Nobody knows, because he doesn't talk much - he's more likely to be humming music or singing to himself than making conversation. And when he -does- talk, it's in very brief, simple sentences like he doesn't have the time or the patience to hold a longer conversation.

He's always been at the mall. Security knows him. Those who know where to look know him. Always lurking around, chilling in the food court, playing games at the arcade, blowing smoky rings in the alleyway behind the cinema. He's a practical constant, which has lead many to think maybe he's a ghost, or some sort of weird hallucination, but he is very physical and very real. Just because he doesn't show up on cameras right and tends to lead cute things off into dark corners where they disappear is no base for such rumours, honestly!

So if you see him hanging around, at the Hollow, or the Mall, give him a nudge if you're curious. He might even put down his Walkman and have a little conversation to pass the time! Even if sometimes he's just thinking of grabbing a bite and going to the arcade 'with you'... but who'd be worried about one measley and literal Mall Rat?