Out of all my siblings...
I was the biggest, strongest, fastest, even my older brothers were no match for me by the time I was going to school.
I had a pretty decent childhood as well. Not affluent but comfortably well-off, I went to a decent school, got decent marks, had friends, wasn't the most popular but I was never bullied.
More than that one time at least, earned a lot of incidental respect that morning. Stuffing the headmasters daughter up your arse for trying to shake you down for your lunchmoney does unfortunately have negative consequences too. She survived but only because I didn't really want to be expelled.
There were a few more incidents later in my schooldays that never got as widely reported. Smuggling a couple of friends into a movie, taking the entire football team, rescuing the detention class... I did so love having as many people inside myself as I could manage at once!
And if a few never made it back out from time to time, well, it wasn't as if they hadn't known the risks when they went in right?
I studied electronics and electrical systems at college, even worked for a few years doing industrial support, some consumer electronics. The hours were bad, the conditions awful, the money was nice but...
After I gave up on that career, I didn't see a need to go overboard with *working*, I trained as a barista, and shortly after realised that sleep was becoming difficult. Wasteful. Pointless...
If there was something I wanted, I realised, I had eight to ten hours every night where I was free to just go and TAKE it.
I taught myself the finer points of burglary. Lockpicking. Security systems and electronics, stalking social media accounts and how to take advantage of them.
And with this new career came the perks! Easy money, quiet hours, free milk from the doorsteps, and sometimes, usually as a result of scheduling conflicts or unexpeted migraines, a free meal in the form of some stay-at-home. Not my proudest admission, but an easy meal is an easy meal! Right? Yeah!
Fucking, sucking, eating, all the best things in life made easier with a little easy money.