Landon

This is what happens when an engineer starts daydreaming at work when he should actually be working. Hope you all enjoy!

So in the furry fandom, the relationship between foxes and wolves is pretty well established. It's a give and take relationship. Wolves give it. Foxes take it. But where does this gay dynamic come from? Well, here I am to give you an answer!

It comes down to this question, "What kind of society would wolves and foxes evolve into?" When you make the transition from ferals to anthro societies, certain things must be taken into account. Groups that are weaker are pushed out by groups that are stronger. So it is possible for genes that don't benefit individual reproduction to be passed on anyway because they make the group around them stronger.

Wolves:

In the wild, the pack leaders are the ones who breed. The alpha male and female have kids, and the rest of them have frustrations. Good if you want to expand by convincing lower ranked wolves to branch off into a new pack. Bad when you're in a city. The packs are too large now, and if the frustrations are not released, the internal fighting will make the group weak. You can't fight when you compete for mates, therefore wolves instead have a natural tendency to tryst among their own gender... when there are no available options with the opposite gender at least! This tendency doesn't replace the normal mating urge, so you still feel the need to seek out a "normal" mate.

Foxes:

Forming a society was a bit more troublesome for foxes than wolves. Wolves already have a pack structure. Foxes are territorial. But if the foxes fight among themselves, they will be pushed out by foxes who don't. So how do you prevent bickering between territorial animals? Well, if they see themselves as comparable, then there is no problem. Foxes don't mind their mates or potential mates being on their lawn. So foxes have their own flavor of homosexual trysting. In their case, since established territories don't change much for ferals, foxes who can't find mates of the opposite gender start looking to their own gender (similar to humans on long ship voyages or in prison). Once they start having that kind of tryst though, the desires become permanent. Do it often enough, and you can even start to grow some new nerve endings in the places you've been taking it. Foxes call this "Sexual Acclimatization". Not enough to turn a hetero fox gay, but enough to make him bi with a leaning toward the opposite gender.

Here's how you mix them together:

- A fox's slender and athletic form hits the male wolf's sexual desire, regardless of gender. In fact, it hits it better then their own females!

- The wolves biology kicks fox Sexual Acclimatization into overdrive.

- They have special transformation syringes that can swap your gender.

Results:

1. The male wolves immediately get the hots for foxes. Thing is, since it's the fox's body shape and fur patterns that get them interested, they can go for either gender... except for the fact that they also have the interests in male trysts at the same time. So the male foxes get the benefits of both sex drives. Twice the buck for your bang! Male wolves are hooked on male foxes!

2. The male foxes actually take a little longer because they start off straight. But since the wolves kick off the Sexual Acclimatization something fierce, the male foxes don't have to be deprived of women for it to take effect. As the wolves make their appearance, the fox's will gradually become interested over two weeks. And once they try out some wolf cock, things seem to go nuts! Not only do they start turning "bi with a preference for gay", but they start growing enough nerve endings to make it exquisite! After a few months, their rump feels as pleasurable as a vagina.

3. While the male wolves may enjoy the company of male foxes more, they aren't immediately turned off by females. So femme foxes also get laid. And they ALSO benefit from the overdrive sexual acclimatization. Thing is, since the vagina and anus are very close, so the newly grown nerves can intertwine. Femme foxes who take it in both openings lose the ability to differentiate between having vaginal or anal sex. And since male wolves are used to male foxes, they start to default putting it in the rump... Eventually the sudden bottomish behavior of the male foxes peaks their curiosity, and the fox femmes try out the gender swap transformation. Once that happens, they find out that being male feels even better. Same sensations as before, but now with a prostate and cock as well. They don't even feel like it's that different from before, so they have no interest in going back. So when you mix wolves and foxes together, all the foxes eventually turn into males!

4. Female wolves start noticing that all the male wolves aren't interested. So with no viable targets for mates about, they start doing their own trysting. And more importantly, they start trying to explore for mates, same as a feral pack would. Eventually the more topish females realize that there is an option for a mate. They can swap genders! Upon transforming to male, they are hit by the interest in foxes, which gives them a pretty massive boost to their mating satisfaction. Since they were already topping, they transition into topping foxes very easily and aren't interested in going back. As for the rest, eventually some of the remaining females wolves become topish and the cycle begins again. So when two populations of wolves and foxes are put together, all the wolves end up as males too!

There you go. Put foxes and wolves together, and they all end up male and gay! Have a good one.

So I was going through some old boxes I packed for a move. I found a bunch of furry stuff I had totally forgotten about, including a commission from Slate at AC 2009! (( o.O )) Here is the old description as copied from my notes:

You see a cute, angelic skunk before you. The bicromatic mephit looks male and is about five feet and eight inches tall. He has a slender body and a soft, thick pelt which is quite visible thanks to a lack of clothing.

You get a good look at the silky pelt which is a bold set of black and white. Landon's underfur and stripes are pure white while his overfur is solid black. The dark colored fur reflects some light, so it's easy to make out the skunk's shape. Whenever the two colors meet, the provide a sharp contrast to each other.

The skunk's head fur is mostly white which covers his cheeks, chin, upper lips, the top of his head, and a thin stripe from between his eyes to the brow of his muzzle. The rest of his face is colored black. Landon sports twin rounded ears with a faint sky-blue halo floating between them. Under the ears are blue eyes. The whites of his eyes glow sky blue, and you can almost see hints of blue light on his muzzle. The mephit's chest fur is bright white from neck to crotch. His limbs are black out to the pink pads on each paw. Those pads feel extremely smooth since they don't have fingerprints. And who could miss his back? Nestled in the black pelt, two thick stripes of white fur flow from his head to his tail.

Behind him hands the skunk's signature tail. The living fluff is almost as large as the skunk at a length of almost six feet and over a foot and a half wide. The tail is mostly black with two stripes covering the top side. They flow together and end about a foot from the tail tip. The underside is black except for the first two feet of his tail from the back which is an extension of his white rump.

Of course, who could miss those wings? Landon has a large set of wings flowing behind him. Flowing is the correct term because his wings are amorphous clumps of feathery goodness. The angel wings lack bones or muscles and are given life from the skunk's positive energy. They feel exquisite to the touch, almost maddeningly pleasurable. The outside of his wings are covered in long guard feathers, while the soft insides are composed of fuzzy down.

Contrary to most angels, Landon's wings have very little white in their coloration. Instead they are jet black. The tops of the wings are marked with tiny white spots. The bottom of the wings are covered in blue diagonal lines. Both patterns glow and the feathers reflect the light. All in all, it gives the impression of looking at a mural of a hazy, star-lit sky shining on a foggy mountain landscape.

His sheath and sack are open to the air. You see they are appropriately sized for his body. Although hard to see under his large tail, the slender skunk has a tight pink pucker hiding in the folds of his bright fur. If you look even closer, you might pick out a pink pucker in the white of the underside of his tail...

Landon turns toward you, having seen you looking him over. He gives a smile and a wink.

To be more specific, I am a bushy tailed wood rat. Unless otherwise stated, I am 4'1" and clothed.

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