Bluey

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Profile Image: "I wear a hat on a hot day. What's the problem?"

Whenever he introduces himself, he's always asked the same question - is it really his name? And Bluey's answer itself is always the same, delivered in a rumbling baritone. No, it's not his real name, it's a nickname bestowed upon him, and almost no-one uses his real name. How did he get such a nickname, one might ask?

Because he's a blue-tongued lizard.

He stands at a staggering nine-something feet tall - and that's in his usual casual slouch. because if he straightens up it's pretty much ten feet- and to use the vernacular, is built like a brick shithouse. This tall, broad-shouldered lizard is packing pure muscle from his head to his toes - including a thickly powerful tail slightly longer than his legs - which comes from spending long periods of time doing heavy work out in the hot Australian sun. The same sun that always keeps his cold blood warm and his body circulating with heat. His outfit is pretty mundane. Barefoot or work boots, a flexible set of blue jeans held up by a belt, no top, and an almost stereotypical wide-brimmed hat to keep the sun out of his orange-red eyes.

He's exceptionally quiet, but not above having a chat with people. Being someone who lives out in the sticks, he's far more casual with having to get your meals where you can find them, if the local shop's out of grub. No one ever questions where the lazy workers go on his farm, and sometimes he's been called on by his mates to help subdue some struggling 'food'.

The thick, sticky blue tongue he's known for is almost lewdly oversized, stretching at least down to his powerful abdominals - and it's a wide, thick muscle. Naturally, he's quite talented in snagging people with it, whether it's a smothering wrap around the head, a grip around a limb, or even a curl around a slimmer torso. For all his muscular bulk the lizard's mouth, throat, and belly are remarkably flexible, and he's able to cram prey in there that by all rights probably shouldn't fit at all. Because even the most diligent farmworkers have to eat, and sometimes your next meal has to be whatever you can get your hands on.

Even other people.

Aside from his taste for humans, he particularly preys on those who seem to be slackers and not doing the work they should. From lazy employees, to thieves and robbers taking the easy route, and so on. Of course, if he's hungry, he could just casually scoop you up without so much as an apology. His physique means that anyone he devours isn't usually around long, as his powerful muscles are adept at crushing the life and bones of anything that ends up in his belly once they warm up.

He has no special adaptations for uncommon kinds of vore, and for those of you seeking sexual pleasure, his shaft is human-ish with an abundance of softer-scaled foreskin, and as thick and powerful as the rest of his physique.

(PS: If wanted, scenes can be set on his Farm in private RP rather than in the Hollow.)